Spokeo: What is this horseshit?

As a courtesy, we are notifying you that Spokeo users have found the following accounts for you:

LordKaT on Digg
LordKaT on MySpace
cid-167a695d82e00caa on Windows Live Spaces
webmaster095 on Pandora
LordKaT on Stumbleupon

If you would like to make these accounts private, please
change the privacy settings on the original network and
Spokeo will update its search results to reflect your changes.

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Attention Spokeo: this is not a courtesy. This is an excuse to send me an e-mail and get me to sign up for your website, and it's seriously fucking annoying. Aside from not being able to set my profiles to some imaginary private setting, I never once expressed interest in your bullshit search engine in the first place!

If you want to index profiles on various websites, that's fine. Personally, I don't give a shit, because Google knows all. Don't spam me with some bullshit "your profile is set to public, oh noes, by the way check us out" message.

Do the rest of the world a favor and go out of business. Nobody gives a fuck about your search engine.

As a side note, I have no idea what Pandora is, or who webmaster095 is. I know what this cid-167a695d82e00caa bullshit is, but for fucks sake you could just post my e-mail address instead of some cryptic cid-hash?