I'm really getting tired of Windows Vista. Aside from the incompatible hardware and software, there's also a nice chunk of outright bugs in the system that keeps cropping up every other day: yesterday it was windows update hosing my machine, and today it's the goddamn wireless network acting up again.

But what's worse are the jackass Microsoft bloggers. Will someone at Microsoft please grow a set of ball? Someone there has to have a dick bigger than 3 inches. Shit, I bet a few of the female engineers have bigger clits than that. Here's my problem:

Me: "I'm tired of having to reboot my machine 8 fucking time to get the fucking wireless network to sync up right. My XP and Ubuntu machiens work perfectly, Vista's fucking hosed."

Microsoft blogger: "Microsoft(c) Windows(tm) Vista(r) is a giant technological leap forward in modern operating systems. We cannot possibly predict every possible hardware configuration, as every manufacturer presents us."

This type of attitude pisses me the fuck off. "We can't do it because we don't know what's wrong!" Well fuck you, then!

I was actually openly questioned why people loathe, hate, and despise Microsoft. Deep down, I don't hate Microsoft for destroying an industry. No, I hate Microsoft because every single person - from Steve Ballmer on down - are fucking pussies. Their attitude, double talk, and bullshit products piss me off.

And the goddamn stand-offish attitude of every single Microsoft PR frontman just pisses me off to no end. Don't tell me you can't fix it, goddamnit, tell me you're going to look into it. Tell me the number of the company I can fucking bitch to. Tell me something - anything - other than "sorry our product is a piece of shit, if you open your mouth wider you'll be able to swallow ALL of our diarrhea."

I never want to meet a blogger on the official Windows Vista Blog, because I will cause them bodily harm for being such a submissive pile of dog shit.